{"id":1309,"date":"2022-03-11T20:03:57","date_gmt":"2022-03-11T20:03:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/insanelycoolproducts.com\/?post_type=product&#038;p=1309"},"modified":"2022-11-08T01:39:26","modified_gmt":"2022-11-08T01:39:26","slug":"deluxe-gift-box-of-nothing","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/insanelycoolproducts.com\/product\/deluxe-gift-box-of-nothing\/","title":{"rendered":"Deluxe gift box of nothing"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ul><li>PROVE ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT YOU DO LISTEN: You asked, they answered, \u201cNothing.\u201d Don\u2019t risk upsetting them with anything other than their heart\u2019s true desire\u2026a Deluxe Box of Nothing.<\/li><li>MORE NOTHING THAN THEY COULD EVER DREAM OF \u2013 Each Deluxe Box of Nothing is practically overflowing with an endless supply of nothing, and nothing goes with everything!<\/li><li>CLEAN HUMOR GAG GIFT FOR ANY AGE OR OCCASION \u2013 Anyone and everyone can give and receive a Deluxe Box of Nothing for any occasion. Cranky teens and stubborn parents alike can all learn a lesson about saying what they would really like for holidays, birthdays, or any other gift-giving occasion.<\/li><li>100% USELESS GUARANTEE: This funny novelty gift is completely useless, just like asking that special someone what they want.<\/li><li>MEASURES APPROXIMATELY 5.5 INCHES X 4 INCHES \u2013 The best thing about the Deluxe Nothing model is that it\u2019s compact enough for a stocking stuffer yet holds all the nothing you desire to put into it. So much win in one gift box!<\/li><\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PROVE ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT YOU DO LISTEN: You asked, they answered, \u201cNothing.\u201d Don\u2019t risk upsetting them with anything&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":1308,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"categories":[537,546,1,69],"tags":[2538,2539],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/insanelycoolproducts.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/1309"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/insanelycoolproducts.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/insanelycoolproducts.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/insanelycoolproducts.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1309"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/insanelycoolproducts.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/insanelycoolproducts.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/insanelycoolproducts.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/insanelycoolproducts.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}